wired

verb - to get things into the dictionary

WOW that's wired... how did that get in the dictionary? (sic)

by TheDrake December 16, 2008

Cock wipe

The action carried out by IT professionals when pacing around the office, it is often followed up by a 'finger smell'

Andrew "what are you doing?"
Jake "Smelling my fingers after a quick cock wipe"

by Squash Player May 11, 2010

shower wipe

Taking a shower after defecating to skip the wiping process. This is less messy, as you can wipe your arse with your hands and then wash your hands.

Johnny: "Dude I just dropped a huge one, sorry for the mess"

Dave: "You wipe, or pull the old shower wipe trick?"

Johnny: "Showered obviously, though the back of my hands still smell a bit."

by wankoneoff November 20, 2013

jamaican wipeout

When going down on a girl with a hairy vag grab two handfuls of pubes twist them around your hands and head-butt said hairy vag!

"arthur gave carolyn that jamaican wipeout"

by lebarron james June 27, 2007

workout wipedown

Spraying gym equipment with antibacterial spray and wiping it down after using it. The break also gives a person an excuse to catch their breath. gym equipment, gym, nautilus, workout, exercise, pumping iron, fitness, lose weight, fat, thin, weight loss, sweat

I love taking time for a workout wipedown, so I can catch my breath.

by joecoolthefool June 4, 2019

WiredLain

Female version of Onix11 (her boyfriend) and VC (her brother)

A: "Look at the fat chick" B: "What a WeirdLain"

by pwnage July 30, 2003

wiperjaw

general term for any native american

look at that group of wiperjaws over there

by Mydic Isinya November 8, 2003