wastefaced

reaching the state where one's physical and mental abilities are impaired due to excessive intoxication.

becky got soo wastefaced last night that she threw up everywhere.

by itsSuSawwn March 15, 2011

Wastetard

Someone who is a waste of space and also very stupid.

That person is a complete wastetard stealing from Lidl.

by seamus123456 June 2, 2011

Wasteklart

Someone who you are highly not fond of, maybe even disgusted with, to say the least-you have very little or no respect for them or there actions, therefore deeming them worthy of the term wastklart.

Reece-" ayo cuz what you been doing? Aint seen you in time."
Joey-" nothing man, you."
Reece-"Just pressed some chick fam"
Joey-"raah blud, how old was she don"
Reece-"13 blud"
Joey-"you're a wasteklart man, remove yourself from my presence"

by joey159 August 6, 2011

wastestachio

When you open a pistachio nut and accidentally throw a way the nut instead of the shell.

Crack.

Throw a way nut instead of shell.

Dammit, I just had a wastestachio.

by nutty professor July 23, 2012

Wastelanditis

The feeling of anxiety and general longing that one feels when they are not roaming the wasteland in any game of the Fallout series for any extended period of time.Symptoms include irritability, lack of attention while driving, and looking in random boxes and trash cans for scrap metal.

"I would love to go to the movies with you, but... Fallout.I can't have a relapse of Wastelanditis!"

by bosman752 August 26, 2012

Wasted Wankertunnity

Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.

DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"

DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"

by VruhBaccum January 24, 2016

Wasted Wank

The realisation that your child is a fuckwit and you would rather of just had a wank that night.

Oh for fuck sake Jason get your head out of the railings. You really are a wasted wank.

by PhilMiddy June 7, 2016