ur mom gay 

The most destructive verbal attack known to man. This can only be defected if you said "no u" which then the other must commit scooter ankle.

Tim: ur mom gay
Bob: (turns around with smirk on face) no u
Tim: *dies by scooter ankle

ur mom gay by Mac Aroni N'Cheese A.K.A. Jeff August 1, 2019

Ur mom is so wide 

Mostly used my 8 year old after losing a game of Fortnite.

Also used when they win a game but they have done squat shit to help there team

“Your mom is so wide she can’t go thru the door”

Ur mom is so wide by Rhdudjskdkckf April 7, 2021

Ur Mom lol

Simply the most insulting insult in known history

Person 1: ur mom lol
Person 2: *dies

Ur Mom lol by HerpesWarrior May 17, 2023

Ur mom a fidget spinner 

The most fantastic roast of all time. Anyone who says this immediately becomes king. The moment it is spoken grown men cry and women miscarry. The ultimate end to a roast fight

Bob-your mom gae
John-ur mom a fidget spinner

Bob-dies after brain hemorrhage caused by roast

Ur mom a fidget spinner by JasonCOZ April 4, 2018

ur mom is adopted

This is the best way to win a fight against someone lol.

yeah but, ur mom is adopted...

ur mom is adopted by jxyserr April 20, 2021

Ur mom lol xd 

1. A shitty phrase to insult someone with.

2. A dead meme.

Jake: "ur mom lol xd"
Mark: "no"

Ur mom lol xd by Le Not June 1, 2021

ur mom eats wired batteries 

A word to use as a comeback in awkward scenarios or whenever you want!

Hey, what are you eating for lunch? "Ur mom eats wired batteries."

ur mom eats wired batteries by hotties 2.0 fan account January 14, 2022