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Titty Shuffle

A titty dance involving at least two pairs of tits where the nipples would touch and sway across the titties. They often caress one another in titty harmony.
Why is that Jenna always wants to titty shuffle with every girl she meets at a rave?
by Li Ching April 26, 2011
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Titty Wax

A special lube used to oil a girl's titties, priming her for a nice titty fuck.
I was titty fucking Cameran last night but it was too dry. I grabbed my titty wax and proceeded to go to town...
by YaBoyJCriddy August 24, 2011
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tittybiscuit

The cruft that accumulates around a homeless person's nipples. Eventually, depending on duration between washes and severity of external temperatures it is possible to lift them off the nipples and eat them. Similar in size and shape to jammy dodgers, but without the jam. Unless you have a cheese grater too or something...
Those Jammy Dodgers were a bit off, I sensed a whiff of tittybiscuit about them...
by scottbert January 1, 2012
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titty cream

An antiseptic cream, which doesn't actually exist, specifically for the purpose of applying to enflamed, grazed, chafed, cut or swollen nipples.
By the end of the marathon, Morticia's nipples were so swollen and red-raw, having just had a sweaty running shirt chafing them for a good 4 hours or more, that she applied a whole tube of titty cream to both of them.
by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012
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Titty Committee

"Let's get out of this titty committee, girls."
by Big Black and Dangerous February 21, 2014
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titty kiss

When the tits of two females beautifully collide, nipple to nipple as though a kiss from the heavens .
Snookie gave Stephanie a titty kiss before leaving Skeeball.
by Guy at a bar January 26, 2016
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titty robbery

stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself
Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,

half an hour later

Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.
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