Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.

Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.

by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011

twitter-typo

in re: Anthony Weiner

A life altering - possibly career destroying - mistake in judgement

That writing job I turned down at Groupon is turning out to be quite the twitter-typo.

by tjbf55 December 3, 2011

twitteracting

interacting on twitter

I was twitteracting with my friends all day so I didn't get any work done.

by willw2 June 23, 2011

Twitter-Jack

When a conversation is being carried on by two people via Twitter and a third person takes over the conversation without being invited into it.

Suzy: Gracie, I can't wait for Saturday night! It's going to be an epic night.

Gracie: I know, Suzy! I'm about to wet myself with excitement!

Debra: Hey Suzy, Saturday sounds like it's going to be too much fun! Where should I meet you guys?

Suzy: Uh Gracie? Did she just twitter-jack?

by Thumper007 November 27, 2012

twitter

the spot between your twat and your shitter

"That's my twitter!"

by pooster2 December 9, 2012

Twitter-vom

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)

Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.

by weg m January 7, 2013

Twitter Dew

When you're following more people than you have followers on twitter.

Following: 456 Followers: 77, He got hella twitter dew

by Icyyy July 17, 2013