turkey waffle

Vagina with extra skin

I hit that loose turkey waffle

by pooknboi November 18, 2014

turkey skipper

People and businesses who skip any sort of decoration for Thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas season after Halloween ends. It becomes worse every year.

Mom it's a shame these turkey skippers don't decorate for Thanksgiving. ERRRRRRRR turkey skippers!

by aaliyadawn November 26, 2014

turkey durk

A type of twerk dancing where you stick your ass so far out it looks like turkey legs

Man, you see that girl over there? Her turkey durk has been perfected from years of abusing alcohol.

by Can't Handle The Truth April 20, 2015

Turkey Paralysis

Normally experienced after Thanksgiving and/or Christmas dinners. A person experiences turkey paralysis after they have consumed an excessive amount of food. This ultimately leads the body into a state of paralysis from being so full and the rest of the evening is normally spent being unable to move on the couch.

Ryan: "How was your Christmas dinner last night?"
Cody: "Way too much food... I entered a state of turkey paralysis. I couldn't move after dinner."

by CP1991 April 4, 2016

Turkey farm

A noisy location where one cannot understand the topic of discussion of those in that location.

SCREAM It sure as hell is a turkey farm here.

by The Master of Nothing July 4, 2016

Turkey

Someone who is an absolute melon head, honestly clueless. Best word to call someone instead of swearing.

Lad 1: Oi ya bloody pussy come here and fight me and my mum

Lad 2: Shut up you bloody turkey

by Buz the Mongoloid November 22, 2016

turkey boobs

Turkey boobs are when someone's breasts look like the dangly bit that hangs from a turkeys neck. Yano that manky bit that look like a decended bollock.

Ryan was undressing for the first time in front of Debbie, as she removed her blouse he couldn't help but notice her turkey boobs.

by chicken bollocks December 28, 2016