Dog turd

A type of alternative medicine.

Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.

by selfimportantsht December 12, 2020

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by intofolkwhore August 8, 2023

Turd Dildo

When you take a nice shit, one huge long solid piece...scoop it out of the toilet, put it in the freezer and let it freeze. Then take it out and fuck a girl with it like a dildo.

She thought it was a brown dildo that was cold...but oh she was wrong as I blasted her with my turd dildo.

by Sidewalk Swami June 2, 2007

Turd of Shit

Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.

I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.

by TangClock July 29, 2009

tridash

A disambiguation of the word trash primarily used by people in New York to define something in an extreme state of trash.

That girl I met off tinder was straight tridash.

by Tridash master flex November 18, 2017

gerb turd

Scraped Resin rolled into a small, medium, or large ball.

Damn dude, we bone dry. Lets go scrape a gerb turd.
Damn, we all out of bud? Scrape that pipe for a gerb turd.

by unc-gerbs July 20, 2009

Sparkling Turd

What you get the next day after drinking too much Goldschlager.

I took a dump this morning, and it wasn't until I saw the sparkling turd that I realized just how much Goldschlager I drank.

by LittleJohn73 September 20, 2010