nail Jell-O to a tree

to do something difficult or impossible, especially when there is no real point in doing so

To eat a spoon full of cinnamon by itself would amount to nailing Jell-O to a tree. (example of nail Jell-O to a tree)

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2011

the asshole doesn't fall far from the tree

When a son/daughter is intolerable or unlikable, just like their father/mother.

The neighbor boy must be taking lessons from his father. He let his dog poop in our yard again," I said. "The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.

by HOEL November 8, 2010

tree fiddie

1. Three fiffty. 2. Three dollars and fifty cents.

When Chef's (South Park) father opened the door, the Lochness Monster asked him for tree fiddie!

by Tony Scardina November 7, 2005

Tree Fairy

The Tree Fairy, also known as the Winter Fairy, brings on the season of winter. The Tree Fairy flys around the world at night, over several weeks late in the year, injecting trees with a special poison. This poison, 'Trisphinxius X' causes, over a short amount of time, the falling off of the tree's leaves. The Tree Fairy works late in the year only, a she takes trips to Bermuda every summer. Legend has it that once upon a time a Norwegian Pine saved the Tree Fairy's life, and as a payment, she has never injected an 'evergreen' since. Hallelujah.

'I am the tree fairy, and I bring you cold, ugly trees!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005

tree shaker

A big Alligator that is located in the Louisiana Swamp. When they are tied up on a line connected to a tree, they shake the tree.

This phrase comes from the TV show, "Swamp People".

Oouuuu Weeeee!! thats a big tree shaker over der on dat tree ya!!

by Xsile7 September 3, 2010

tree kicker

an antienvironmentalist. someone who will not rest till all the trees in the world are cut down and all the animal extenct.

Don't you just hate those tree kickers?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009

Tree Dolphin

A mysterious creature that lives in trees.It feeds off the facial hair of humans.No one has ever seen a Tree Dolphin.They are most closely rumored to live in the Redwood Forest

I was just attacked by a Tree Dolphin

by H.B. Jones November 18, 2011