Kiss Track

A poem that you write for a friend you wanna kiss

Diss track? I thought he said kiss track...

by troublemaker :) October 15, 2019

Smurf tracker/killer

A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.

Phil drew a smurf tracker/killer on patently stupid

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 22, 2019

Pussy tracking pussy canon

When a female's tampon flies from the pussy and cuts off the head of a cheetah.

"Forgot your cheetah pepper spray? No problem! Just use your pussy tracking pussy canon!"

by notthatfunny November 7, 2019

thought tracker

the government keeping a record of all your known thoughts for inquisitiveness

The thought tracker made the historical American discover relationships that were never brought to light.

by Coop Dupe November 20, 2019

Train Track Feet

When you are walking barefooted in a public place that should require shoes with some busted ass feet.

Wedding reception requires shoes.

Barefoot Karen is cuttin da rug with those train track feet at he ex's wedding.

by Jenjamin!4 January 8, 2020

Eight track

8-track tape is a magnetic tape used from mid-60's to 80's in US to broadcast jingles or publicity

"I might throw this on an eight track" Jopping, Mark Lee.

by l_sunflower April 27, 2020

Not-Tracking

military lingo for not paying attention or always doing the wrong thing
AKA Lost in the Sauce

PVT Porter is doing his own thing again and done pissed off Senior, he was not-tracking.

by M25S July 1, 2020