roasted toasted and buttered

Something to say when anyone or anything is getting absolutely decimated in a competition

Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered

Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there

by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019

Instagram Toaster

Not to be confused with the Instagram filter called "toaster." This is a phenomenon that has been emerging on social media since 2013. An Instagram toaster is a slightly above average man or woman whose attractiveness is over-exaggerated by professionally taken Insta photos. Instagram toasters often have a large number of followers/likes on their photos, resulting in their egos to rise up and causing them to become wannabe Kim Kardashians. The women often draw on eyebrows that have been getting thicker since 2016 and have a face caked up with "natural" looking make up but actually end up looking like a pop tart that just came out of a toaster. Male Insta toasters tend to be straight men that aim to present as sensitive twinks. Something both male and female Insta toasters have in common is that they often love to caption their Insta photos with something seemingly inspirational, especially when their real aim is to actually flex, because they want to flex without making it seem like they are flexing. They also tend to take 100s of pictures in different exotic locations during a single day and post them periodically to make their lives seem more exciting than they actually are. Most Instagram toasters are in their late teens/early-mid 20s. However, there are Instagram toasters as young as 13 and as old as 35. They think they are semi-famous because of their attention on social media, although they don't realize how generic and common being an Instagram toaster is in 2019.

*Two teenage girls fooling around in 2026*

Muffy: *draws on thick eyebrows, contours nose, and puts on mascara and eye liner*
Caroline: Muffy, what the fuck? You look like you're an Instagram toaster from 2017. You've gotta be kidding me.

by MagicCarpLand September 6, 2019

atomic toaster

When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.

Guys did you hear about Christian? He did the atomic toaster last night

by WPftw December 25, 2019

Commit toaster bath

When someone tells you to commit toaster bath you should tell them ok I will do it

Person:go commit toaster bath
Person 2: ok I will never hanks for the idea

by Clown rat February 11, 2020

Cum Toaster

When you cum inside a girl and then the cum comes outside through the vagina and it resembles the motion of the bread in a toaster.

Abdul: "Yo, yesterday me and this cute chick fucked and I finished with the Cum Toaster!"
Harry: "The Cum Toaster? I thought that technique was forbidden!?"

by quantinium September 4, 2020

Dutch Toaster

When you fart in someone’s hoody and throw there hood up and tie it

I Dutch toastered that guy

by N8tertot October 13, 2020

French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020