When you have sex in the back of a Duesenberg being driven by a unicorn named Karen at exactly 88 mph with a Vegas prostitute, a MILF, a woman with L-cup boobs, a breeze block, a half-melted ice cream sandwich, a Pikachu, a Sega SG-1000, Terminator, and a bottle of hot sauce while humming "I Just Called To Say I Love You" and juggling McNuggets while "Drops of Jupiter" is playing loudly in G-Major.
by hoyclan July 18, 2019

"Playing the bases" is both a term for a relationship that has yet to be defined and a description of what goes on in it.
When two people are fooling around semi-frequently yet have not yet decided whether they want to be in a relationship.
When two people are fooling around semi-frequently yet have not yet decided whether they want to be in a relationship.
by Pimpmeister Flex July 5, 2012

by Rocks1212 September 3, 2016

A type of player that can be found in the popular game Halo. These players will hide in the enemy team's base just to steal a powerful weapon or vehicle.
Red team 1:"Hey, why won't the tank spawn in!?"
Red team 2:"The enemy has it, we need to watch out for base campers!"
Red team 2:"The enemy has it, we need to watch out for base campers!"
by Cl0wn78 December 27, 2020

When someone eats like a vegan, but still accepts animals being exploited for products and clothing.
by d3d_dog February 18, 2021

Crazy how we socialize military ammunition that costs us billions but ‘based socialism’ is radical cause we’d help the poor instead of endless war.
by Flatearthwalker December 30, 2020

The act of punch someone directly at the base of their penis. Unlike getting hit square in the balls or the unfortunate hit to just the head, a base punch ensures both instant and prolonged discomfort.
by Bill Braschke November 16, 2015
