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hosel rocket

When one golfer stands in front of another with his pants down and allows the other to try and drive the ball in the hole in one shot.
Tom and I were on the back nine when he tried the ole “hosel rocket” and missed and left a large bruise on my right cheek!
by Happy Gilmore February 11, 2018
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[Rocket J]

Any hyper or rambunctious acting person whose middle initial begins with the letter 'J'.
Hey, cool it Rocket J, you're going to hurt yourself!
by Rocket J January 8, 2009
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chinese rocket

sex act where you just stick in the tip of you penis. because chinese men have such small dicks when a normal person sticks in just the tip it is referred to as a chinese rocket.
'did you and your girl go all the way last night? no man she would only let me put the tip in so i gave her a chinese rocket.'
by Ohio Hillbilly May 9, 2021
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Rocket Farts

Not to be confused with hot farts despite the same sensation of heat being present...

A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.
Man, those bong rips gave me killer rocket farts bro. My ass is on fire and I think I shit myself.
by white1widow March 1, 2020
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Salt Rocket

Projectile sperm, usually aimed at someone or something.
She didn't want to swallow so I launched a volley of salt rockets square at her mug.
by The Reverend Floater August 25, 2004
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Glock Rocket

Someone who plays video games online and their main objective is to piss other players off to the point where they want to rip their own pubes out. They do this by doing annoying things such as n00b tubing, stabbing, using rocket launchers, camping, or running around with pistols.
I hate when a Glock Rocket camps at our spawn points!!!
by CallMeACamper November 22, 2010
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rice rocket

automobile, often a Japanese import, modified for speed, or at least to look fast.
Check out my hemi, it left that rice rocket in the dust!
by vasking January 13, 2009
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