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Fanum tax

It means when the youtuber fanum takes your food
so if somesombody takes something they can say get fanum taxed
by ABOHUSSIENTEZOKABERABUHUSSIEN January 19, 2024
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Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.
That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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Long Distance Boyfriend Tax

doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
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Phantom Tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "phantom".
Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 8, 2024
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Ethnic Tax

An ethnic tax is the additional degree of attractiveness a non-white individual in a predominantly white society may feel they must possess to be perceived as equally attractive as their white peers.
Despite being conventionally attractive, the actress felt she had to overcome an ethnic tax in Hollywood to be considered for leading roles.
by Nenticul May 21, 2024
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Fanum tax

A form of queer lingo used to signal other gays and furries that you’re looking for a a mate.
- i fanum taxed your rizz in ohio
- gay
by legoduplo82 August 2, 2024
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Yoshi commits tax fraud

A snapshot of the game Fortune street Yoshi being a character in game, the snapshot reveals of Yoshi asking the player for him to prevent paying taxes. This made the internet thinks Yoshi commited the crime of tax fraud.
Bill: Hahah. Yoshi commits tax fraud how funny.
Tek: it's not funny anymore

Bill: huh?
Tek: E N D M E P L S
by Donor boi October 12, 2021
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