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Top Greta

The new Top G, Greta Thunberg. Got the title on December 30th 2022 after bodying the old top G so hard he ended up in a Romanian prison.
"My wife's boyfriend ordered me to recycle my pizza boxes or Top Greta will send a hitman to my house"
by Gjord December 31, 2022
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Top bins

A shot used in football, a fucking screma drilled into, the upper 90s the goalie will be quivering in his fucking boots when he sees a rocket like that, it’s always fucking bibical however does this accomplishment is known as the fucking king of the field and will forever be known as father. An absolute world class hit
When you watch Ronaldo play you will watch around 3 absolute fucking screma stop bins
by jalen brunshim May 17, 2023
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Top shelf club

When a girl is bent over on all fours and your looking from behing. You have two options. The bottom shelf (pussy) and the top shelf (asshole). And the top shelf is always harder to get, thus why its better.
"I just joined the Top shelf club last night."

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by mst3kld April 12, 2005
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Top G

"Top Gangster" very often used by Archie Pickthall also known as "bosh-father" Archie
"I'm still a Top G tho" - Boshfather
by idkinc June 30, 2022
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Top Red

Top reds are usually the middle aged and elderly fans on Liverpool who spend most of their day on Facebook. They're extremely hostile and don't tolerate any form of criticism against the club and its owners (FSG).

Top reds don't respond well to logical arguments and will usually respond with vulgar language and generic replies such as "go support city" and hence it is advised to not engage with such creatures.
Normal fan: "I think we should improve our squad depth in case of injuries"
Top red: "shut it wool! you think you know more than FSG?! they saved us from relegation to the sunday league!!"

Normal fan: "Adrian has cost us a lot of games this season with his mistakes, we should replace him"
Top red: "give yer head a wobble! 6 times!!!"
by LiVARpool July 8, 2020
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Top Shotta

Being one who shoots semen into another man's mouth

Preferably of a good relationship
"Jag is my Top Shotta"
by Jay_ARLS November 27, 2022
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top deck

To have a wank while taking a crap. Originates from the Cadbury chocolate bar of the same name which is half white choc and half brown.
"I'll be out in a minute, I'm just having a quick top deck!"
by willyjoejack October 16, 2006
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