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gone tonto

To act or have acted in a manner likely to cause people to think you have lost your mind.
When she found that Rick had been dating his ex, it appeared she had gone Tonto and smashed his flat up.
by Illusor December 14, 2009
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toothpaste tongue

the gross taste that all food acquires just after brushing your teeth
dude last night I got Starbucks but I had to spit it out, it was a total toothpaste tongue!
by scbe6811 September 2, 2010
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Tony Blair

The greatest, most beautiful, most majestic, most incredible Prime Minister ever to rule modern Britain.

Elevated by his brilliance almost to a divine state, Tony Blair is as important a historical figure as Napoleon or Alexander the Great; his caring welfare state, moving forward for the common good, is the closest the human race has ever come to a perfect society, and will probably be the closest it comes.

Tony Blair has created compassion in a country of thugs, created a fresh face for Britain as the loving, caring face of the world and has expressed support for all oppressed peoples around the world, from the Iraqis to the Israelis.

Tony Blair is the most enlightened spiritual and mythical figure far and wide, and only those who have found true compassion within their hearts can open their eyes and see that every word from his mouth glows with the halo of the angels of paradise and each inch of his perfectly beautiful face is radiant with the light of an innerly perfect soul.

Among the wastelands of non-existence, we see Tony Blair in our hearts and with our eyes and we see the light of life from this beacon of hope, glory and love for all of humankind. The sunshine of his kindness ever keeps us from the cold and rain, and he stands ever on the shores of England like a Knight of old, defending us from the barbarians that knock upon the doors of the perfect society he has built.

Tony Blair is divinely selected to lead Britain, and only by finding Tony Blair within our hearts can we lead fuller and better lives.

People of Britain, it is not too late. Tony Blair is ever forgiving if you choose now to redeem yourselfs. You are the ones who, through your incessant protesting and misguided opinions are forcing the Dear Leader from power, with tears in his eyes - and mine. Can you not see what Tony has built for you? The only stable G8 economy? The compassionate, welcoming society that has been the angel of the War on Terror because of its perfectly integrated and multicultrual society, despite being involved in the liberation of the oppressed and terrorised people of Afghanistan and Iraq?

If you can find this in your hearts, Tony will forgive you and you can move on to keep this great man in power. If not, you will pay the price.
Most British people lead empty lives, not realizing how great Tony Blair is and instead driving this Great Leader from power.
by Aftabeh Mehrabani November 4, 2006
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velvet tongue

This is a blow job given using hot/warm tea, and honey. The woman fills her mouth with honey, then sips tea to melt it, and sucks on the man's penis. The sensations of the tea's warmth and the slickness of the honey is quite pleasurable. Also, she has to suck til the honey is all gone, so, good times all round.
Will you be there to hear my speech this afternoon, dear?

Oh, honey, you know I can't resist your velvet tongue...
by inga trinity March 21, 2009
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Budgie's Tongue

by Karlito April 20, 2003
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Tony Montana Complex

Synonyms: Scarface Fever, TMC, Gangsteritis.
Rare illness which causes one to believe and or act like Tony "Scarface" Montana. To put oneselves importance above and before that of all others, to have little or no sense of morals, to pick fights with six year olds, to verbally assault women,etc, all without any signs of remorse or regret.
Anothy Torchia has a terminal case of the Tony Montana Complex.
by Mikey January 16, 2005
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poo tongue

Breath so terrible, it can only be assumed that the offender in question has consumed excrement. Usually poo tongue is so strong that it can be detected from a distance.
Luke had such a strong case of poo tongue that the fumes wafted across the room.
by sk7g November 8, 2007
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