Mouth Google

The action of using the "ok google" feature instead of typing manually because you are a lazy ass clown.

Hey Mic C, Mouth Google toilet paper cannon.

by ShamelessGrace September 6, 2016

Google Feud

A website that makes you guess what other people think people will search on Google. It can get funny and lots of youtubers have played.

Markiplier has played Google Feud.

by Withered Bonnie July 11, 2019

Google Translate

Where everything gets screwed up and things like "I want to steal you heart" gets translated to "I want to rip out your heart"

just stop using google translate

by L0af-0f-Bread December 1, 2019

Google translate

Something that’s supposed to be used to translate text between languages but then screws everything up.

Person one: what’s google translate?
Person two: something that screws everything up?
Person one: so it’s like me?

by bored person on urban dictiona September 26, 2020

According to Google

"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.

1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?

49 degrees and overcast, According to Google

2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles

Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.

by valleymd September 23, 2012

Google Court

Using Google to settle a trivia dispute.

Andy: Michael J. Fox played Marty McFly
Stephen: I don't think that's right.
Andy: Take it to Google Court!

by sparker29 August 29, 2012

Sympathy Google

When you Google something because a friend is wrong about something retarded. You know they're an idiot, but you look it up anyway just to please their stupid little heart.

I'm not looking this up because I don't know, I'm doing it because I FEEL BAD for you. This is purely a sympathy google.

by Luuuuuuuke November 19, 2011