smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.

I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...

by Handsome Van September 26, 2017

zebra titties

When a male ejaculates on a black womans brests.

Damn girl you have some fat zebra titties.

by Penisfart October 31, 2017

phat titties

a pair of boobs that are enormously big, but aren't the kind you would enjoy. Often associated with Pancake Nipples.

"Damn! That girl's got some 'Phat Titties'! Ewww!"

by trixisforkids3 December 20, 2017

exploding titties

When your man tits fill up with tit milk out of no where and you lose your penis so u become a girl, then your tits explode causing you to become a man again... Damn that was an awkward talk with your mom

Once in puberty I had exploding titties

by HentaiGuy69 April 21, 2018

mouf titties

Perfect size titties for putting in your mouf.

She’s has a perfect set of mouf titties.

by Trumpkinlovermaga May 5, 2018

Playground Titties

When a girl is 18 or older but her breasts seem to be younger.

Brian-“man would you tap Hannah”
John-“nah man she got playground titties”

by Intellectual word maker69 May 7, 2018

compact titties

It's when you're not really sure if she has big titties or if they just look big because she has a small frame

Friend: "Bro, I'm not sure if she has big titties or not? It could be because she's hella tiny."
Me: "I wouldn't say that they're big but there nice for her body. I would say compact."
Friend: "That's a good word for it bro. Compact titties! You should add that to Urban Dictionary."

by Ayewavybaby March 7, 2018