Road Job

When the female is giving the male a hand-job and starts kissing and licking the shaft and makes her way down to the balls. Not mistaken for road head

"Yo Gabriel, guess what Ashley did to me at the movies this weekends?"
"What?"
"She gave me a road job!"

"Damn bruh! I see you!"

by Big Sack Zak February 7, 2017

road toastie

A toasted cheese sandwich made for a guest to have on their trip back home.

Yo Dan, I'm heading home. Russle me up a road toastie for the drive home

by Nish91 July 15, 2018

road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.

I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.

by Evan April 23, 2004

Road-Bread

The act of performing oral sex on a female with a yeast infection while she is driving a motor vehicle. Basically the same thing as "Road-Head" except it is with a female driver and she has enough yeast to bake bread in her cooter.

I gave my girl Road-Bread on the way to the beach. I leaned over under the steering wheel and gave her head. The car was then filled with the sweet aroma of a honey wheat "King's Hawaiian Roll."

by Guacamullet September 5, 2016

Road Loko

Consuming the energy/alcohol drink 4 loko while driving or sitting in a moving vehicle. Similar to "road soda" but with a 4 loko instead of a beer'

Ex. Bring some road loko's with us on the ride or it will be boring as fuck

by ph aero October 31, 2010

Ernest road

A street where people go for incest sex

Mum,dad what time are we going Ernest road I can't wait

by Rohit rehbien August 8, 2016

Bend In The Road

An insult for someone who is a little dumb, or makes a mistake but is still funny and likeable.

"Which bend in the road thought it would be a good idea to briefcase the teacher's bag"

by eagle553 April 3, 2019