Vlado the Vladislaf 

A person who usually says the most random and bullshit things that come to mind. He is so stupid and random and when he says that he is saying stupid and random shit on purpose and you know it's not true, you know it only makes him look stupider . Usually this type of person refers to Russia as a western european kingdom.

Friend: "Vlado, veruvash vo Gospod?"

Vlado the Vladislaf: "Ne."

Friend: "Znachi ti si ateist."

Vlado the Vladislaf: "Ne, shto e toa ateist?"

Friend: "Shto mislish ti deka e ateist?"

Vlado the FUCKING Vladislaf: *legitemately thought this was the answer* "Ne bea ateisti tie shto povikuvaat demoni navecher?"

Friend: "VLADO!!!"

Vlado the Vladislaf by Fuckboy McGee April 19, 2018

sacrificing the virgin 

From Poynesian lore. You bend over bare assed and your target has his or her face placed over your ass. You then erupt your ass lava onto him or her.

Shawn wanted in the club, so we did a sacrificing the virgin on him to initiate him.

sacrificing the virgin by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

The Ville 

An Oh So Country Term That Locals From Asheville North Carolina Use For Their City. . . An Easier Way Of Saying Ashevile.

Greg: When You Gettin' Back Home?
Tom Tom: I'm Bout To Leave Frisco Right Now... I'll Be Back In The Ville Tomorrow Mornin'.

The Ville by Ol' Frost June 9, 2008

in the volvo 

doing shit in a old run down vehicle

A. hey we should kill someone
B. yeah dude in the volvo

in the volvo by chuck February 10, 2004

The 'Vampire's Assistant' 

just like 'Twilight', its an insult to all vampires and films. basically its about a kid who wants to have more than just a normal life, so decides to go with his friend to this circus full dumbfucks and duechebags who say the most dumbest shit and do the most stupid-ass things. so they meet a guy named 'cirque du freak' (or 'cirque du fuck') who's secretly a vampire, and wants someone to aid him in the war against humans. so to sum it up, the characters are gay, the plot is horrible, and the film is peice of shit that should've never been made! it should be titled 'vampire's ASSistant'!

dracula vs. cirque du freak...

cirque du freak: OMG! my film was so good! i'm so happy i hug myself!

dracula: fuck you! the 'vampire's assistant' sucked ass! get the fuck outta here you fag!!

The 'Vampire's Assistant' by AMERICANBANK$TA November 3, 2009

The Void 

A progressive rock band that many people enjoy.

The Void is a good band. Dude.

The Void by nerdboy July 28, 2003

The Vegas Surprise 

Surprise anal sex that is done without consent by the receiving end during an otherwise consensual sexual encounter. Refers mainly to cases in which the receiver is uncomfortable with the situation but doesn't necessarily do anything to stop it.

Me and that guy hooked up. It was weird...it was good at first but then he just gave me The Vegas Surprise out of nowhere! I just thought it was kind of rude.

The Vegas Surprise by prettyinpink33337 April 26, 2010