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hood turtle

A girl from the hood thats just as fiesty as a hoodrat but is alot slower to anger though just eager to sex are very private most hood turtles are well installated in the perspective neighborhoods
Nah them hoes just hating cuz da hood turtle strikes again.
by Jr Uing/VM May 14, 2014
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Hooded Homie

A guy who isn't circumcised.
"Hey what is that extra skin covering the tip of your penis?"

"Oh, I'm a hooded homie, it's my foreskin."
by turtlePies May 1, 2014
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rusty hood

The act of receiving fellatio on a public bathroom while your anal sphincter is in close contact with the rusty drain that's totally in every bathroom.
Me: yo Brian did you get any ass last night?
Brian: hell yeah dude that bitch gave me a rusty hood!
by Alex Butthole November 25, 2013
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Hood Standard

Hood Standard is an occurrence commonly experienced by people in the inner city or the "hood." This occurs when a seemingly successful person from the hood is praised by fellow hood members for their impressive accomplishments. While this person might truly be successful, most are usually only successful by hood standards. In the hood, going to college and having a wide vocabulary might be seen as a tremendous success. However, outside of the hood, these accomplishments are commonplace. This causes the person to have a false sense of security and an inflated view of themselves. This can be detrimental when the person leaves the hood and is pushed to confront the real world, where their "accomplishments" might not mean much. It is important to remain level headed, humble and hardworking to avoid this false sense of security and prevent Hood Standard. When a successful person from the hood avoids Hood Standard they will become truly successful by all definitions in society.

(This is not to discredit the accomplishments of people from the hood as they do have to overcome enormous obstacles such as poverty and crime)
Hoodmember 1: "Wow man did you see Mike, he goes to community college and has a part time job, that kid is going places, what a success."
Hoodmember 2: "Yeah man, i wouldn't be surprised if he became president or a doctor and shit"
Person 3: Big deal, everyone in my town goes to college and works as well, they are no successes. Everyone does that. You guys are judging him by hood standard
by TheOneWhoGrooves March 30, 2015
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hood sweep

When you live in the hood, and you don't have vaccum, so you have to sweep it with a broom.
"Those rugs look good." "Yea, he's got that hood sweep!"
by blondie1991 July 24, 2015
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hood sweep

When you live in the hood, and you don't have vaccum, so you have to sweep it with a broom.
"Those rugs look good." "Yea, he's got that hood sweep!"
by blondie1991 July 24, 2015
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Soggy Hood

when you're in a lecture sitting behind someone wearing a hood, and you jizz in their hood and wait patiently for it to start raining
I just gave Johnny the ol' soggy hood
by Harrjjudd96 October 10, 2015
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