flex tape

the tape the fixes anything!

Flex tape: IT DOES A LOT OF DAMAGE
Flex fans: FLEX TAPE! FLEX TAPE! FLEX APE!

by Meme Describer September 3, 2019

Flex Tape

A weapon used to gag your enemy or strangle the by wrapping it around their neck.

I sawed this boat In half! Flex tape is keto

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

tail tape

Military term for toilet paper.

Do you have any tail tape? I need to wipe my ass.

by Frankiemal1 March 15, 2020

Brown Tape

The bureaucratic and social problems, headaches, and inefficiencies generated at a workplace due to internal politics or infighting.

Person 1. "Hey man, could you send me that presentation your boss just showed in the last meeting?"
Person 2. "Why are you asking me?"
Person 1. "Well, my boss doesn't want to look weak in front of your boss by asking for something, so we are trying to go around that."
Person 2. "Man, that is some Brown Tape...are we in middle school?"

by Harryiculus March 24, 2020

Six Tapea

A series of six sexually explicit nude videos showing acts of fornication by a male and a female.

Please send me a six tapea of you and your wife.

by French Toast Money March 31, 2020

Flex tape

This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔

Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.

by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020

masking tape

n. Sticky tape used to repair and to attach masks to the face.

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Dude! I can see your tonsils. Let me get you some more masking tape.

by gnostic3 June 16, 2020