Global Summer

The opposite of global winter. Once the human race has finished killing off the ozone layer the planet is going to heat up like a motherfucker hence global summer

Don didn't like cold weather so he did everything he could to speed up the arrival of global summer.

Global Summer by Stauder September 10, 2009

Canadian Summer 

When you get 8 inches of Snow

Donny: "We got 8 inches of snow overnight"
Jammy: "Thats just a normal Canadian Summer for me"

Dan: I gave my girlfriend a canadian summer and a snostorm last night

Canadian Summer by The Longest February 21, 2015

office summer sweater 

A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.

Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.

office summer sweater by von groovy May 11, 2019

Jellhood Summer 

play or get played🤷🏽 ♀️

"bro havin himself a jellhood summer fr"

Jellhood Summer by nottoomuchnow July 14, 2022

mid-summer crisis 

The time during the summer holiday when you get bored of fun and decide holidays suck.

Man, this mid-summer crisis is making me want school.

mid-summer crisis by heyaitzme July 26, 2022

modern summer 

A summer in today's age typically includes vigorous swamp ass whilst sitting in your room looking at a screen all day. You eventually become so bored during this time that you decide to create a new term about it in the Urban Dictionary. Social interaction is limited.

Hey, what did you do this summer?

I sat in my room all day whilst sweating vigorously from my ass. Some call it a modern summer.

modern summer by liznerd August 21, 2023

Hot Chode Summer 

When your homies are running around reckless during summer going to HK or breweries and picking up on women of questionable moral values.....and making plans for reunions and never showing up or instead replying with innapropriate dic pics or tranny pics...

Damn this looks like a hot chode summer

Hot Chode Summer by Cp Chode August 23, 2019