Sponge hand

When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3

Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.

by Spongehand McGee September 5, 2014

splongey

Splongey is used as a characteristic for intelligent pets in the UK, specific dogs or cats when they doing an unexpected trick.

My dog jumped backwards today, that was really splongey!

by Climpering September 23, 2014

Spongebola

The act of a tv show suddenly becoming really bad, with unbelievable excuses for good television, ending in terrible backfires. Such as SpongeBob entering its 6th season.

Jack: Can you believe the quality of Family Guy now? If you don't think it's unrealistically bad you haven't been paying attention.
Jill: I've never seen Spongebola this severe. It makes Atlantis Squarepantis look like Finding Nemo.

by 2GS March 11, 2015

SpongeBob frame

A body shape resembling that of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Joe: I heard that Jessica likes you.

Mike: She's not my type. She has a SpongeBob frame.

by 2014_chiguy March 17, 2015

Spongebobiness

When you encounter a situation or moment concerning more than one scenario from spongebob in a single day.

Eric: "Yo dude I just got a text from you and Georgina about spongebob at the same time."
Cierra: "That's some spongebobiness right there."

by Courtney Linus June 5, 2015

Sponge

To bust a bunch of holes in anything, usually a house. Most likely using a gun.

1: That guy fucked me over some money!
2: Let's sponge his house.
1: Got my gat with me, let's go.

by BloodFactory June 12, 2015

Spongegold

An episode of SpongeBob Squarepants that is either great, very funny, or just very pleasing to watch.

Guy 1: Band Geeks, Krusty Krab Training Video, The Camping Episode, Pizza Delivery, and almost every pre-movie SpongeBob episode are spongegold episodes.

by mustachehandler May 8, 2016