Spork Sensei

The coolest and wackiest moderator for FJF.

Spork Sensei is awesome.

by Paul Geringer December 14, 2003

Dirty Spencer

A person who goes for girls who’s way younger than them

Woah that’s one dirty Spencer

by Jack8093 April 20, 2020

Spencer

A guy from Texas who has a tiny dick. Really. It will make you sad. But not to fear, you will hear him coming. He sings bad opera really really loud and thinks he is talented. He is also super tall too. But don't confuse that with hot. That's not true. He has no muscle mass to speak of+flab. He also lies and is rude and inconsiderate. He likes to hurt peoples friends and never EVER say sorry because he is a big baby who can't own up. AKA: not a real man. He also has no muscle mass to speak of. Don't tolerate his crap and you will have a long healthy, happy life.

Cory: "Oh, my god. There was this guy at the store who wouldn't stop asking me 'how I was doing'. He also said the sky was green and told me I could lose some weight. I said it hurt my feelings and instead of saying sorry he asked me if I wanted to fuck."
Marcy: "What a Spencer."
Cory: "How did you know his name."
Marcy: "There's really only one person that could be babe."

by Marcyloves<3 January 19, 2012

Trump-sense

A biologically inherited but atrophied sense that allows some born with an average or below-average IQ and EQ to punch above their weight cognitively, by lying and scheming their way to only survive but also thrive in life, without getting caught, fined, and jailed for their unethical and immoral lifestyle.

Don has resurrected this trump-sense in him, which had enabled him to become the most powerful man in the world even for just “serving” one term in office.

by MathPlus November 28, 2020

senses fail

a crappy band that sings like a fart is trying to be let loose, but good guitar and scraming, and terrible horrible crappy lyrics

wow, i just saw senses fail in concert, i guess i'd rather be cutting my legs off

by nargletone October 26, 2005

spidey sense

The ability to win a prize by scratching the corrent web.

"Play the spidey sense game on this cup, and win a KING SIZE VALUE MEAL!"

by Sarah J <sarizzle> July 21, 2004

Spencer

Is white has blond hair has blue eyes is wearing a black under armor shirt wears jeans and has yellow shoes and likes to suck dick and gets really mad

Spencer Larson

by Largus December 3, 2013