Clock Sucker

Any person or persons afflicted with annoying or poor time management skills. Afflictions can include being chronically late, waking too early or late or obsessively checking the time on one's time piece.

Ali continues to wake up every night at 3:33 a.m. Instead of being supportive her friends just holler "CLOCK SUCKER"!

by geckypibb September 1, 2010

two handed shocker

Two handed version of the shocker.

If you thought that she liked the shocker, give the two handed shocker!

by Mark DeMuth December 5, 2005

Soccer

the greatest sport in the world. it is hated by americans because they are too lazy to actually run for 90 minutes. It takes a crazy amount of dedication and skill. people try to say they are athletic because they play sports such as baseball and basketball. those sports require basic motor skills. i saw this other comment about baseball that said that a soccer player could not beat alex rodriguez in a race. soccer players are the fastest athletes in the world other than runners. soccer is the only sport in the world that you need to be physically fit to play. in football if you are fat you can just be a lineman, in baseball you can just be like prince fielder and be slow and just hit the ball. and for those of you who say that throwing a baseball at 90 mph is that challenging try kicking a ball 70 mph at a small top left corner of the net. if you ever see any of the shots and moves by the professional players you will see how amazing the moves are. it takes a hell of a lot of practice to do the moves and the shots have to be taken in the perfect spot or the goalie will save them. goalkeepers need so much practice to be able to judge the shots. they have to be able to jump through the air to hit the ball away then they must get up quickly or the ball may be shot again into the net. penalty kicks are the hardest thing to do as a goalkeeper in sports. a goalkeeper has to move before the shot is even taken to have a chance to save the ball. soccer is the best.

lazy american: im a lazy american who cant play soccer because im too fat so im going to go play baseball.

soccer player: i feel bad for you fatass.

by soccer ftw November 29, 2010

left handed soccer bat

term used by military personel to describe something useless, or messed up.

"what the hell is that?! that's more fucked up than a left handed soccer bat

by living proof December 12, 2003

silkk da shocker

Best rapper ever to be born in New Orleans. Youngest brother of Master P.

"I'm Silkk Da Shocka!! Yeah that's me"

by d-Mack April 29, 2004

attention sucker

A girl/boy who uses any way possible to get attention, if this is not bad enough the attention sucker actually GETS attention by people who are intimidated OR suck up to him/her.

Attention sucker (A.S): oh my god my mum slapped me last night.
Sucker upper (S.U): oh! (name of A.S)your poor girl/boy you can have my lunch AND my money if you like.
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A.S: i slit my wrists last night.
S.U:yah, so did i.
A.S: omg! why the hell did you do it you arent as depressed as me, what good enouh reason have you got!?
S.U:my dad died.
A.S:omg as if thats a good reason!
S.U: whats your reason then?
A.S:i banged my funny-bone

by sarahdsaugih June 23, 2007

spocker

The act of pulling up on the girl's ears while she's performing fellatio.

Homes: I gave Tanisha a spocker while she was doin' her thang last night and I notice this morning that they is stuck like 'at still.
DMaster F: Word, nigga. You a regular LBJ!

by fucwad March 14, 2004