men’s soccer

a made up sport for people who can’t play anything else

why would you go to a men’s soccer game

by caroline butler December 5, 2019

Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.

Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.

by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020

brownwood lions soccer

A bunch of badass soccer players

Did you see the brownwood lions soccer team being badass

by Suck my ass3506 January 13, 2021

A Midwestern Soccer Mom

An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.

I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.

by ypoctac June 24, 2021

men’s soccer

A sport played by a bunch of pussies where they pretend to get hurt.

hey man are you watching this men’s soccer game they are flipping all over

by shshsjskskslzm July 30, 2021

women's soccer

A joke.

John: Do you watch The Office?
Jack: Yes. That show is funnier than women's soccer!

by Jamaican_Skeleton August 22, 2021

National kiss a soccer girl day

On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.

Happy National Kiss a Soccer girl Day!

It means to kiss a soccer girl

by anonymous.243.1590 October 28, 2021