Jelly Slayer

when a girl gives a guy a handjob and her ring cuts his dick

Jelly Belly gives Murphy a handjob and her ring cuts her penis which makes him a jelly slayer

by Jelly Donnavan November 4, 2007

leg shaker

When you shit in your pants and have to shake out the turd.

There's a turd in front of the buggies. My guess is that it was a leg shaker

by Ihadtocleanitup May 26, 2018

Pussy Slayer

Brooklyn Morrison

Hey dude, I wish I was a Pussy Slayer just like BMCrows12, did you hear he piped Jo last night?

by BMCrows12 January 6, 2021

slacker

one who is slow in doing normal activites

see llama

damnit, jonny is such a slacker

by penguin October 28, 2002

slacker

adjective which means to be lazy or to fool around. OR TO HAVE THE LAST NAMELAST ;-)

:nate your such a slacker, you got all F's on your report card homie dawg pancake dude.

:all you do is draw &listen to music while were trying to do our f***ing best! quit being such a slacker

by nate slack August 31, 2004

becky slater

the craziest man hating feminist in the world, famous for her inability to start a rational conversation. was happily assasinated in the 1970s

hi becky slater...

shut up you're a man you're horrible you probably only came over here to tell me to do some cooking or that you hate black people or something god you're such a pig fuck off i'm not talking to you

by stephen jolly loves poo March 5, 2008

salt shaker

Term men will use for a woman (while the term could be used in reverse, its rarely seen), usually a very attractive woman, who a man has befriended. While the friendship itself could turn into something more, one of the fringe benefits of being her friend is being introduced to her friends, (who are also equally, even exceedingly, attractive) with a strong letter of recommendation, from the original girl 'friend.'

The dilemma for the man becomes - does he work to turn the friendship into something more, or work his way into the network? If he works to build something more out of the friendship, he automatically becomes 'off limits' to all of the first girl's friends, regardless of the outcome with the first girl.

The saltshaker is the girl 'friend.' If the man opts to date his friend (saltshaker), all the other spices are suddenly taken off the table, never to be returned.

by Gingimlet2000 July 2, 2005