Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.

“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night”

by Veganteacherwig November 18, 2022

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when shart when shart when when when me when i me when men explode and I no longer see the life in my eyes that once glistened and the only thing standing is my shart in the golden bowl..... if I'm lucky

"Oh shart oh shart!"
"Shat?"
"SHART"

by anonymous December 4, 2022

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Shart

When you attempt to "let out wind" (fart) but instead you shit yourself.

Adam Sandler: Did you just fart?
Johnquavious III: I think I sharted.

by OuterZ December 6, 2022

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Irish sensibility shared in the sour of the moment as a person blurts a valuable or coincidental comment out into the pants of the current conversation..

"Did you ever hear of the title of a book titled "the magic pawn" ever published in China?" Brian sharted with a gasp..

by 12speed December 20, 2022

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