National beat a short person to death day

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.

Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao

by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020

make fun of short people day

october 27th is make fun of short people day. very cool.

a: it’s make fun of short people day! b, you’re so short, haha
b: wow ok rude

by naferialc October 26, 2020

National beat the shit out of short people day

Beat the shit out of anyone under the height of 5’4, they aren’t allowed to fight back or run away.

National beat the shit out of short people day

Fuck short people.

by Not Shre July 1, 2022

Short Pants

Short pants or short trousers are the original names for what many people sadly only know as shorts today.

mother: Tommy put your short pants on instead, it is too hot outside for long pants!

by truthwillsetyoufree123 November 16, 2016

Short Stuff

A nickname or pet name for a guy with a small penis. Can also refer to someone with a short structure.

Justin Bieber is short stuff.

by WhoDatFreshBoi May 12, 2017

short guy

A male usually 5'6 or under. At one time in history it was considered okay to be 5'4 - 5'6. Nowadays its abnormal and unattractive to females. Doesn't matter if your good looking or nice, short guys usually have to struggle when finding a female who will actually give them a chance in a crowd of tall males. Soon to be extinct.

Girl #1: "How about that short guy?"
Girl #2: "Hes cute...but too short."
Girl #1: "What about that other guy?"
Girl #2: "Hes kinda ugly but very tall....i think im gonna have sex with him!"

by joe show2121 February 8, 2010

Short

Many tall people misinterpret this word and believe that this word can be used for anyone that isn't the same height as or shorter than them. Being short means that a person or object is a shorter height then average, key word SHORTER. Just because a person is SHORTER then someone doesn't make that person SHORT. Every age group has a span of heights that are average for their age, if you are within that span that makes you average, people who are within the higher spectrum of that span seem to believe that people who are at the lower area of the span are just simply short. So if you are below that span that does infact make you short, but if you are just low on the spectrum, you are not short, you are average. Next time someone wrongfully calls you short, be sure to look up this definition, read it to them with confidence, and make fun of them for not knowing the meaning simple english words.

Leah: Haha, you're so SHORT

Brooke: Actually we are both AVERAGE. Look at this word meaning on the urban dictionary. Maybe before you go calling people names you should learn what they mean first, and save yourself from looking stupid.

by GrifftheG February 27, 2021