scott parker

the greatest footballer alive. Unrivaled in terms of his passing ability, shot power, and awesomeness. He will surely go down as one of the greatest soccer players who ever lived.

"Did you see that 35 yard rip from Scott Parker?!"

by King of the Sands September 18, 2011

scattershot

1. Externalizing an interior monologue in a crowded room, regardless of whether someone responds or not. Typically used to gather someone's attention, however if the person does not respond, then there is no social shame.

2. Incognito flirting. Questions or statements meant to further conversation, but if not followed up on, will not cause the speaker social shame.

1. "Before class, I wondered aloud where our teacher was. John heard my scattershot and chimed in."

2. "I scattershotted this chick who was working there, but she didn't pick up on it. I said she's always there on Tuesdays, and she was still in retail mode, didn't really respond."

by Timmy™ August 29, 2006

travis scott

that one guy from fortnite that killed 8 people in a concert while eating a burger with his own name in it.

wait travis scott makes music too?

by pwnda December 10, 2021

scutter

diarrhea, usually verbal. Free-flowing bullshit

by Tony50 May 8, 2003

Scott

A rocker that throws down regardless of what holiday is pissing him and his peers off. Most famous for having fought Godzilla with one mic, one guitar, and one hand tied behind his back in an electric metal showdown. A Scott is regarded as one of the most dangerous creatures on any musical scene for an uncanny ability to endlessly pimp women thought unobtainable by hundreds of scientists. Seeing a Scott in real life is the equivalent of seeing Achilles pillage the city of Troy.

Spectator 1: "I can't believe Achilles killed Hector like that."
Spectator 2: "I can't believe Scott banged Achilles mother and sister in a threesome."

by Small Paws December 24, 2010

Scutterbug

Another word for gossip, whats the low down, etc.

Hey man, what's the scutterbug?

by Xylophonecmsjkdf October 12, 2010

scatty cow

woman of small or no mental capacity.

mags fell out of her window for no apparent reason.....angus said, look at that scatty cow

by the trousi hunters October 3, 2006