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masturbate sandwich

When a girl kneels between two guys, and jerks both of them off at the same time. Unto her face.
"Julia loves to make masturbate sandwiches."
by Dodo and Wipe October 19, 2006
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Twinkie Wiener Sandwich

A Ball Park hot dog cooked to plumpness encased in a Hostess Twinkie Snack Cake and topped with Cheez Whiz Brand cheese spread.
I was feeling a bit hungry, so I made myself a delicious and satisfying Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to sooth my growling stomach.
by Esuohlim October 31, 2003
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invisible sandwich

A picture or image of a person or animal with their hands raised toward their face (sometimes with their mouth open) and their fingers open and grasping the air.
by Llama Llama Duck November 30, 2006
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Pussy Sandwich

The act of stacking one girl on top of another stomach to stomach and screwing the space in between or just alternating between their pussies i.e. Pussy sandwich
"Yo Steve I saw you go home with those two chicks last night how did it go?"
"I think I got the clap but hey they let me get a pussy sandwich."
by Lord H August 23, 2011
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vegemite sandwich

vegemite sandwich
Code word used by homosexuals for getting your ass licked. Vegemite sandwich was originally popularized by “men at work” in their 80’s song “Downunder”.

There are numerous references to the homosexual community in the song. Read the excerpt below and see the “Real Meaning”.

"Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"
Bruce gave me the best vegemite sandwich I've ever had.
by Mattinho August 4, 2006
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sandwich man

One who annoying, somebody you do not want around. Usually a pain in the ass
Man! How kid this be so annoying? He is such a sandwich man!
by Little Cledus October 26, 2006
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jack off sandwich

A sexual act in which one places 2 pieces of bread or toast around ones erect penis and masturbates into said bread. The cum soaked bread is then given to a willing and ready female (or male) for consumption
"Hey Schwa, I bet you'd really like a jack off sandwich"

"Hey run to the store and get me some bread, i'm really in the mood for a jack off sandwich"
by brento ricedaddy February 17, 2009
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