Simone

a knocked up whore

“Y’all Simone such a whore!”

by kassidyklementisz October 17, 2019

saiman says

An Indian pewdiepie wannabe, Proudly holding the title "The Infiltrator" of the 9-year old army, and a patriot who hates T-Series

Man 1 : Did you know there is an Indian Pewdiepie named "Saiman Says"?
Man 2 : Who the fuck gives a fuck about these fuckers?

by privet March 1, 2019

Salmon

A word referring to a male that likes to date older women. Similar to a trout (swims downstream in age) who is a 40+ male that likes to date 20 year olds, a salmon (swims upstream in age) is a 20-30 year old that likes to date cougars.

Man, did you see my homey Donny, that salmon slayed 4 cougars last night at the Mix nightclub in Sacramento.

That cougar pounced on the poor unsuspecting salmon.

by Sgt. Da Danko December 29, 2010

Salmon

After a guy blows his load in either the chicks pussy or ass, he proceeds to piss inside her to send the eggs up stream....like a salmon

This chick didn't want my baby so I gave her the Salmon.

Also check Sockeye Salmon

by Thebull01 August 26, 2006

Simon

Huge gaylord with cross-dressing tendencies. Likes to get close to male counterparts drug and fondle them.

wow what a repressed homosexual - he was such a simon.

by etyui November 4, 2009

simon

A leader among men who has the unafformentioned ability to fail at launching. This person has multiple erections yet fails to ejaculate when predisposed to sexual fantasies and proprioception from sensual sources. This person is a descendent of a fish face and has yet to experience the ultimate satisfaction and blasting onto a person's face

Yo dont be a simon, that dudes a failure
Yo last a little longer, stop being a Simon.

by Failure to Launch April 16, 2007

Simon

someone who loves rubber band balls and is a mom. A Simon is someone who's voice sounds like Tina from bob's burgers and he loves to type 666 in text messages. He thinks Peyton is the coolest nugget ever and has a huge over-inflated ego.

A Simon is also a term for a child who takes many years to outgrow diapers.
Also a slang term for someone who thinks everyone is mom.

That kid is so Simon
No, Simon, I'm not your mom.

by ChittyChittyBangBang December 15, 2014