salty salmon 

One who simply tries to be different. This person does not like to be involved in mainstream because, well, its mainstream.

This person tends to disregard their true feelings in staying loyal to being different. This causes personal unrest, and results in: being a dick.

Mike: "Dude, did you hear Drake's new album?"

Armando: "Everybody listens to Drake dude, he's horrible. Get over it."

Mike: "You're such a salty salmon."

salty salmon by Roosterboots October 18, 2012

salty mommy 

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

salty mommy by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

salty pretzel 

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

salty pretzel by Jesus June 6, 2003

salty dog 

Vodka and grapefruit juice glassed, with salt around the rim.

Pucker up, lads.

salty dog by Digs June 30, 2004

salty banana 

When your girlfriend is giving you a hand job and keeps going after you ejaulated, causing the seamen to be rubbed all over your dick before sucking it.

Have you ever been with Kylie?
Yeah man! She gives the best salty bananas!

salty banana by KillerJo69 November 28, 2016

Salty Pablo 

The act of putting salt on a males baby maker, to shrink it to better suit somes needs. Makes small size, can fit in lil holes.

Erin was being a lil bitch and started to complain, so I better suited her needs and gave her a salty pablo in the ear hole. PERFORATION in the EAR DRUM

Salty Pablo by Josh Rivera August 21, 2006

Salty Fish

An unclean pussy. A pussy that hasn't been washed for days. During oral sex, a pussy that is sour and or salty to the taste, and fishy in odour.

John: i was gonna go down on her, but came straight back up.

Harry: Salty fish

John: Yup

Salty Fish by Hobo Lenny January 9, 2008