san diego surprise

When lurring an unsuspecting young woman into a room upon where a close friend is waiting naked in the closet ready to jump out and surpise her with a double team(see double team)

Bobby brought that chick home last wednesday but scott was ready in the closet for a San diego surprise

by Scottbob November 26, 2004

the skillet surprise

When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".

Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'

by 211 4 Lif September 17, 2008

happy meal surprise

It is when a guy is doing a woman from behind and pulls his penis out and spits on her back to say he has already cummed, so the lady turns around and he blows it in her face!

ahhh done(the guy). ok(the girl). Bang in your face bitch(the guy)!

by Matt February 23, 2005

Surprise

When a girl takes a shot in the face unexpectedly while giving oral pleasure.

Koos: Oh man... I accidentally gave Leslie a surprise in the eye.

by Fuzz February 4, 2004

rasta surprise

rasta surprise is like a kinder surprise but ... instead of the toy u have marijuana .... just chek out the picture

i love my rasta surprise ;)

by duff man yo June 11, 2006

Tokyo Surprise

A sexual act developed by Tokugawa Ieyasu early in the 17th century. Combining aspects of Kama Sutra, Acupuncture, and Erotic Asphyxiation, its resulting orgasmic pleasures are so great that it cannot be described by any English words. Only truly understood by a handful of the Japanese sexual elite, it is rumored that one of these select few is attending university somewhere in the state of Virginia.

"Yo Jumpei, why did those girls run out of your room crying last night?"
"I tried to give them the Tokyo Surprise, but they just couldn't handle it."
"That sucks."

by Yusun Won November 6, 2008

Dartmouth Surprise

while sitting and receiving oral sex you think your farting in your partners face but it comes out as poop

andy gave his wife a dartmouth surprise

by seymour18-1 April 1, 2008