sporking

also, bisexual spooning

Ben and John curled up cozily sporking after a long hard day of work

by friendfriendfriend February 12, 2007

Slork

The combination of the words slut, skank, and whore.

Becky: "Geez, Kim was all over Mike tonight at the movies! And she still has a boyfriend!"

Claire: "Ew! What a Slork!"

by Claireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 2, 2006

SparK.O.

The flick of a cigarette into the face followed immediately by a knock out punch.

Don't worry, now that I'm sparked up, if we get in any shit, I'll just sparK.O. the fool.

by spacedpenguuin September 8, 2005

snorkel

After you cum in either your boyfriend or girlfriends ass, then shove a snorkel up their ass and make them shit out your cum and shit into your snorkel mask.

I'm gona see if she wants to snorkel me.

by DirtyMedic February 13, 2014

sporkporker

person stimulating ones self with "spoonfork", most females that dont know of me would recline to use such an object for satisfation.

"wadda sporkporker"
"man, that bitch wishes she wasnt a sporkporker"

by DigiStan August 28, 2003

sporkyou

the largest forum on the internet!

spork you is the best forum!

by jenny December 14, 2003

crotch snorkle

Of, or pertaining to the penis.

"That's one helluva crotch snorkle."

by Frances April 23, 2005