salad

One's hair style, typically used in context of a male. Used in conjunction with a prefix to describe the state of ones 'salad' either awesome, good, stinking or horrendous.

jw: ey boss nice salad!

lad: yeh thanks homsie just had a salad trim this arvo, pity yours is horrendous.

by matthew r11 April 12, 2011

TOSS MY SALAD

1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.

2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.

Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.

That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.

by dan June 25, 2004

Laito sakamaki

A Laito sakamaki is a little fat bitch. He is the Japanese term for "ya little nasty" and if you meet anyone with red greasy hair, a fedora, and just grose you have more the permission to light it on fire, this is a Laito sakamaki, your most likely to find it in the woods.

Now if you look over here you will see a ayato sakamaki trying to become the next James charles and of you look to the cage over here you will see a laito sakamaki, you can now trow your weponds

by I can crack my neck August 28, 2018

Nigger Salad

Bucket of kfc or popeyes fried chicken

Tyler and rob just ate 2 nigger salads
i'd kill for a nigger salad after a long day out on the lake
when we get done boggin, we should pick up a nigger salad and listen to a david allan coe cd

by Chip Slickstuff November 30, 2010

Salami Nipple

A term to describe oversized nipples

This term began when the Nigerian pornstar Scott Dole told the Chinese pornstar Sam chun that he was going to rip his salami nipples clean off while chun yelled "daddy!"

My salami nipples are fatter than Jack's smelly chode.

by Samsuglyfatchode69 October 4, 2016

salado

Small town on I-35 between Austin and Waco, anchored by the historic Stagecoach Inn. Lots of retirees, and a golf course along the Mill Creek. Many shops and boutiques to cater to many day-trippers. Folks commuting to Temple and Austin live here. Heavily Republican and well to do. Lots of retired military. A school board that chose to not allow the school children to watch Pres. Obama on TV address the nation's youth. A small art colony, an interest in music and live theatre keeps the community diversified. Race and culture are not diversified.

small republican retired salado historic

by temeg December 6, 2010

Salaar

an extremely legit faggot who seduces everyone around him and has natural attractive power. he is very funny, but can sometimes be the biggest douche you will ever meet.

girl 1: you're not invited to my party.
girl 2: dude stop being such a salaar! youre such a dick, but im completely mesmorized by you!

by riffraff305 April 1, 2009