Christmas Rules

The Christmas Rules sound like they would be a seasonal thing, but no, don't be fooled. The Christmas Rules are to be followed throughout the entire year if one would like to reach peak wisdom and enlightenment. Follow the Christmas Rules, and you will live a fulfilling life full of divine knowledge. The rules are as follows (and none can be taken lightly):

1. Celebrate.

2. Don't send soapy tiddy pics.

3. Don't be a simp. (fictional characters and celebrities such as Alex Turner are an exception)

4. FOLLOW THE GAMING FUNGUS. (the most important rule, if you follow the others rules and not this one, it doesn't count)

5. Become sped. (another form of saying speed, basically do everything as speedily as possible)

Person 1: "5 is my lucky number, that's why it's in my username."
Person 2: "Why 5?"

Person 1: "Well, I've followed all five of the Christmas rules for five years now and as a reward, and no, this is not a coincidence, I've found five dollars underneath my pillow every single morning. It just goes to show how following the Christmas Rules does nothing but make your life more divine. Join me, my bruddha, in my journey of following the Christmas Rules.

by fungusfollower69 June 21, 2021

mob rule

Slang term fittingly describing the administration of the 45th President of the United States.

You said “mob rule” about such a magnitude of peaceful demonstrations, but Mr. President, you are only describing your own administration’s attempts to silence and subvert free speech.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2018

Rule 13

In situations in which a temporary set of rules are necessary, Rule 13 shall always be "No one shall say bad things about another person". In addition to establishing a standard level of civility, it also forces the situation to have a minimum level of structure by requiring at least 12 other rules be created.

Person A: "You're such a tool, Person B."

Person B: "Hey, Rule 13, jackass!"

Person M: "Rule 13 times two..."

by T. S. Hogdahl II September 28, 2009

Georgia Rule

Referencing the film "Georgia Rule", starring Lindsay Lohan and Jane Fonda, using Georgia Rule makes the statement made by the user unquestionable. Can also overrule other calls, such as "Shutgun", or "I call---"

Bubba: Shotgun!
Al: Shotgun, Georgia Rule!
Bubba: Aw! That sucks!
Al: Yes....

by Al Fallick July 12, 2007

Rule 38

Rule 38 is a prison offence in which someone is masturbating in public.

He got locked up because he kept doing a rule 38 in front of the female prison guard.

by Cereal KiIIer June 22, 2010

Ja Rule

is a fuckin bastard, hes tryin to be a nigga, but he just a wanksta.

I smell pussy,is that u Ja rule?

by gabby December 18, 2003

Rule 8b

Rule 8b

For females

If 2 (or more) persons are doing something important, or talking something important, and one gets a phone call. That person has to show her boobs.

Guy1: "So I went to the hospital today and..."
*ring* *ring*
Girl1: "Sorry, I have to take this, its from work"
Guy1: "nb. rule 8b"

by H.SAM May 25, 2008