Jersey Rules

Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)

Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee

Jason scored

Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!

by socks 🧦 February 15, 2022

mob rule

Slang term fittingly describing the administration of the 45th President of the United States.

You said “mob rule” about such a magnitude of peaceful demonstrations, but Mr. President, you are only describing your own administration’s attempts to silence and subvert free speech.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2018

Rule 13

In situations in which a temporary set of rules are necessary, Rule 13 shall always be "No one shall say bad things about another person". In addition to establishing a standard level of civility, it also forces the situation to have a minimum level of structure by requiring at least 12 other rules be created.

Person A: "You're such a tool, Person B."

Person B: "Hey, Rule 13, jackass!"

Person M: "Rule 13 times two..."

by T. S. Hogdahl II September 28, 2009

Georgia Rule

Referencing the film "Georgia Rule", starring Lindsay Lohan and Jane Fonda, using Georgia Rule makes the statement made by the user unquestionable. Can also overrule other calls, such as "Shutgun", or "I call---"

Bubba: Shotgun!
Al: Shotgun, Georgia Rule!
Bubba: Aw! That sucks!
Al: Yes....

by Al Fallick July 12, 2007

Rule 38

Rule 38 is a prison offence in which someone is masturbating in public.

He got locked up because he kept doing a rule 38 in front of the female prison guard.

by Cereal KiIIer June 22, 2010

Ja Rule

is a fuckin bastard, hes tryin to be a nigga, but he just a wanksta.

I smell pussy,is that u Ja rule?

by gabby December 18, 2003

Rule 11

If it exists there is a slutty halloween costume of it

Woman: im going to be pooh beat for halloween what are you going to be?
Woman 2: slutty pooh bear, because everything has a slutty halloween costume its rule 11 didnt you know?

by Tinipenguin August 30, 2015