Not to be confused with hot farts despite the same sensation of heat being present...
A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.
A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.
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