Ernest road

A street where people go for incest sex

Mum,dad what time are we going Ernest road I can't wait

by Rohit rehbien August 8, 2016

Road-Bread

The act of performing oral sex on a female with a yeast infection while she is driving a motor vehicle. Basically the same thing as "Road-Head" except it is with a female driver and she has enough yeast to bake bread in her cooter.

I gave my girl Road-Bread on the way to the beach. I leaned over under the steering wheel and gave her head. The car was then filled with the sweet aroma of a honey wheat "King's Hawaiian Roll."

by Guacamullet September 5, 2016

road boob

breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam... far away from nearest exit... and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent's ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows

When a jack-knifed truck shut down the Mass Pike last Sunday, road boob was the only thing that would quiet the baby.

by DirtyWaterbury November 19, 2016

Bend In The Road

An insult for someone who is a little dumb, or makes a mistake but is still funny and likeable.

"Which bend in the road thought it would be a good idea to briefcase the teacher's bag"

by eagle553 April 3, 2019

Dirt Road

To buttfuck

Hey Mike A, I took the dirt road to chocolate town with that girl from the bar last night.

by NutsTucked April 20, 2019

The road home

The road home

Instead of using the phrase "walk of shame", you should use "the road home". It leaves out the negative connotations with shame and its more general.

Yooo BB. Guess what I did this morning?
What you do Cyclops?

I took the road home. Ya know. A haha a
Good for you homie.

by BB!RR! November 21, 2020

road sushi

When you go down on a Japanese girl while she is driving.

Wow that guy knows his way around a Nigeria. Best road sushi ever.

by MightyOak March 19, 2017