road toastie

A toasted cheese sandwich made for a guest to have on their trip back home.

Yo Dan, I'm heading home. Russle me up a road toastie for the drive home

by Nish91 July 15, 2018

road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.

I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.

by Evan April 23, 2004

Road-Bread

The act of performing oral sex on a female with a yeast infection while she is driving a motor vehicle. Basically the same thing as "Road-Head" except it is with a female driver and she has enough yeast to bake bread in her cooter.

I gave my girl Road-Bread on the way to the beach. I leaned over under the steering wheel and gave her head. The car was then filled with the sweet aroma of a honey wheat "King's Hawaiian Roll."

by Guacamullet September 5, 2016

Road Loko

Consuming the energy/alcohol drink 4 loko while driving or sitting in a moving vehicle. Similar to "road soda" but with a 4 loko instead of a beer'

Ex. Bring some road loko's with us on the ride or it will be boring as fuck

by ph aero October 31, 2010

Road Nap

Any varnit, domestic pet, wild animal seen dead on road while driving with kids.

Hey kids look at that raccoon taking a road nap. Tramatizes kids way less. Used many times while in car with children.

by Rowdy Cain December 27, 2014

Road mage

Apprentice Road Mage, lacks the deep insight of the universe that can only be gained by completing a road trip of over 1000 miles in 24 hours in the pissing rain on a motorcycle.

To be a full Road Mage the aspirant must have completed the challenge and have a beard and all head and facial hair , for preference, must be suitably chrome in appearance. He must always be able to find a cafe also.

Jon is a road mage

by Smickers2 June 30, 2022

road rules

The agreed upon driving rules of the highway. Not applicable in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Turkey, Florida and Los Angeles.

That piece of shit just carved me up like he's never heard of road rules!

by Orange Guber July 25, 2003