umbrella rack

immediate shelter in a disaster but if hung on a coat rack it will not pop up

i need an umbrella rack so when this thing pops up its not stuck under my coat

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022

milly rack

one million dollars in cash

I made a milly rack at work last night!

by Teaghan <3 February 22, 2022

Sorority Rack

The tits on a sorority girl. Typically very large, saggy, can place at least one hand in between them, and have seen the tanning bed quite a few times this week. Easily noticeable in low cut shirts. May or may not have piercings

last night I hooked up with a girl from sigma kappa. She had a textbook sorority rack

by Ayrfork March 5, 2022

big racks

a lot of money

ayo shawty got big racks

don't worry bae, I got them big racks

by bruhwhotookmycheese March 7, 2022

alyssa rack

This moniker belongs to only the most empathetic and endearing individuals. Anyone with this name surely brings joy to those around them.

My life has improved tremendously since I was introduced to alyssa rack!

by dirtie12 June 1, 2022

Bike-racking

Bike shedding, but amongst the professional sustainability mafia who will happily debate the optimum bike rack to occupant ratio for a building design whilst said building emits 10x a sustainable level of carbon emissions and the world burns due to climate change.

Richard: “If we could only increase the natural light level by four lux the occupant comfort would rise by seven happiness-adjusted-life-years and we’ll get a six star rating…”

Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations”

by TheNudeCyclist June 3, 2022

clearance rack

referring to hoes. as if they’re on sale bc they’ve been used.

person 1: “they’re on the clearance rack”
person 2: “of fr bro? nvm then”

by midarpa August 7, 2022