redneezy

marlboro red, the ones i smoke because this is j-blizz himself

damn i got no red neezies!!

by Jeremy February 14, 2005

Redneck

People who do not know how to dress properly, and they are super dumb and ONLY listen to country and only shops at walmart to buy their clothes.

Farms have mainly rednecks or places with ponds.

by AllysonT May 4, 2008

redneck bubbler

When a person takes a drink straight from a bathroom or utility sink, due to a lack of access to clean water or drinking glasses, usually because of drunkenness, or pure laziness, thus turning the facet into a bubbler (drinking fountain). Prominent among apathetic college students.

Trashed College Student #1: Dude man, dude, I don't feel so good. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Trashed College Student #2: It's cool dude, you just need to get some water in you.
Trashed College Student #1: Yeah, but we don't know the guys who own this house, and this is a shady-ass basement
Trashed College Student #2: Well, look in that utility closet in the corner, there might be a redneck bubbler in there.

by Local Dumbass December 31, 2009

Redankalank

Absolut-ly rediculous
when a redankalank event unfolds the only thing that one can say to express how it went down is

"dude, that was redankalank"

did you see that robot caveman punching god in the dick?
ya, it was intents.
what about when that fighter jet made out of biceps came in and killed it?
OOOOOO! dude, i forgot about that, that was redankalank!

by Codang Whazzizite January 19, 2010

Redneck Society

A society in which southern citizens who act in a foolish, country manner, join together in a congregation and do things of a country or hick-like fashion. It is much like the society of rednecks hence the term "Redneck Society."

Redneck Society, bo.

by Krazy Kats April 13, 2011

Redneck

A Caucasian resident of the southeastern United States. Usually of British decent and Republican.

Look at Billy Bob McGee over there, chugging his moonshine while yelling out racist obscenities. What a NASCAR loving, gun toting, 3 teeth possessing, redneck.

by Schmucklebum February 15, 2013

Redneck Screwdriver

A mixed drink that is a variation of the classic screwdriver. The Redneck screwdriver is 1 part moonshine and 2 parts sunny delight.

More commonly though, the redneck screwdriver uses bottom shelf vodka, since moonshine is hard to find.

"Whadda ya'll drankin"

"Li'l shine, and li'l sunny-dee"

"Sweet damn! Mix me up one of d'em Redneck Screwdrivers too gad dangit, I'm parched."

by speeditdown May 17, 2013