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Dry Rub

Masturbation by a male who has run out of hand lotion or lube.
Dude, I was completely out of hand lotion so I had to just do a dry rub last night!
by BiggTasty September 4, 2021
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dirty south rub n tug

Standing counter posed invert grippping partners package while wiggling a wondering thumb.
I should of known when I asked my adventurous partner for a handjob I'd get a dirty south rub n tug.
by K88land January 22, 2025
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Rub it out wednesday

A challenge where you must rub one out for every Wednesday in a year
Hey Timmy, whoever doesn't forfeit first for "rub it out Wednesday" wins
by Whatthefuckamidoing November 4, 2018
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Rubbing holes

Rubbing holes is when two women rub each other vaginas together
Two horny women left the bar to go rubbing holes together
by Bing-a-ling5 November 26, 2016
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Alabama Thigh Rub

When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.
“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”
by Young Joust December 17, 2021
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muffin rubbing

the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body

chocolate muffins are preferred
hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight
by slydog24 June 22, 2016
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rage rub

When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.
Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.
by AssontheGrass October 1, 2018
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