Ride the Lightning

Release in 1984 by Metallica, is the greatest album of all time.

Ride the Lightning is too good.

by Nu September 24, 2003

Ridiculousness

Something that is obviously a rip-off. So much of a rip-off that it's beyond ridiculous, it's absolutely ridiculousness.

Did you see that video show that Rob Dyrdek has now? Yeah, I saw it... it was ridiculousness.

by twillia3 October 2, 2011

Dutch Rider

It's when you grab your penis, and then you have someone else work you arm. It's like someone else striking you off.

I'm gonna give you dutch rider, grab your dick and then I will work your arm.

by Faddah January 19, 2009

D riding

kissing ass or getting up in ones grill. The art of D riding can only be completed by a douchebag who probably is not getting laid any time soon. if someone tells you WHY YOU D RIDING, it probably means you are harassing them or cockblocking

teacher- did you do your homework
student- SON WHY YOU D RIDING

by kalfredy January 13, 2010

riding the cotton pony

having a period; menstruating.

better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.

by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003

ride a white horse

To sniff cocaine

She went to ride a white horse, don't wait up.

by Le_ska July 2, 2008

Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act in which a man gently glides his warm ballbag up a woman's body from her feet to her head and then gently lands them in her mouth.

I'm going to take her out for a nice dinner and then back to my place for a hot air balloon ride.

by El Duderino 23 October 20, 2011