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Dick Puppy

Look at that dick puppy, it's just sad.
by BLeez September 2, 2011
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puppies

Mammaries.
As in:
Excuse me, Miss, I'm a member of the RSPCA and you do know it's illegal to keep those Puppies locked up like that?
by Scary Dave August 18, 2003
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puppetmaster

One who masturbates frequently, to the point of being nearly constant. Closely related to the term "playing puppet" which means, "to masturbate".
Nice forearms puppetmaster.
by Tip McMahon January 25, 2006
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fuck puppet

As a puppet is controlled by the hand inserted in it, the fuck puppet is controlled by the cock in the same manner. A fuck puppet would be a cock junkie who would do whatever the person feeding her fix wished without question.
"Do you think Jannie will let Mark cruise with us to the strip club?"
"Shit, she's just his little fuck puppet! He could bring one of the strippers home for a threesome if he wanted!"
by Bird O'Prey January 19, 2008
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Puppy Magic

Masturbation, because every time you do it God magically kills a puppy.
Today I cast three puppy magic spells. All were successful. As a result, the pound is three puppies less full.
by jmtas May 19, 2006
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sock puppet

(verb)(political)
Used to describe a person who has no original thoughts, opinions, or ideas of his/her own. Instead they regurgitate the "party-line" or talking points of others; usually of their particular political party.

Sock puppets can be seen on FauxNews and on Talk Radio. The GOP will put out its talking points and you can pick out the sock puppets because they will repeat the talking points; usually words for word.

Sock puppets can be seen among the Democrats and Left as well typically among young liberals who have adopted liberal bias without actually thinking. These specimens exist but are far more uncommon than amoung the Republicans, conservatives, christians and other right-wingers. Whose sock puppets cover the entire spectrum, as right-wingers are more likely to accept things on faith alone. Because if their leaders say its true, then it has to be true.
1. Get a clue! You're Dubya's sock puppet.
2. Limbaugh is the GOP's sock puppet.
3. Look you sock puppet if I wanted to hear from you I'd turn on FauxNews.

4.
Sock Puppet: "it's Clintons fault."
Real Person: "Man you are a sock puppet."
by Bubba Backwater October 15, 2006
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Sick Puppy

A disgusting, disturbed human being who acts in a sickening, horrid, and unimaginable manner which makes people around him question his existence but appreciate his G'd actions at the same time.
That fucking weirdo Christian Mair won't stop talking about all the mung he used as anal lube last night, he sure is one Sick Puppy.
by BeautyBurger December 4, 2014
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