puffballs

When you screw someone so god damn hard that your balls swell to the size of watermellons

Woman 1.After i put the kids to bed last night, i screwed john so hard that he had puffballs!

Woman 2.Nice work!!!

by Kim Miller July 27, 2007

puffles

puffy nipples, as in nipples where the whole areola is 'puffy'. similar in construction to the words 'gunt' and 'kankles'

she had nice puffles.

by john m. November 10, 2003

pfft

an expression of dismissal, rejection of a statement or idea.
usually combined with a sigh or exhaust of breath.

Girl: "i put my word 'Pompadour' on Urban Dictionary because i thought it meant idiot"

Boy: "pfft"

by thebrowncow October 30, 2011

puffle

A person who receives enjoyment from having penises in their vagina or anal cannal

"You had sex last night? Wow, you are such a puffle."

by armzy14 July 3, 2009

Puffin muncher

A Puffin muncher is one who enjoys eating puffins. puffin munchers can often be found throughout scandanavia and neighbouring islands such as iceland.

olaf - hey uri, look at that puffin, im gonna munch him.
uri - not if i get him first!

foreigner - damn that guy is one hefty puffin muncher

by puffin-muncher September 26, 2005

Puffer

Students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry who belong to the House of Hufflepuff.

"Where were you during dinner? Didn't see you." - "I had dinner with the Puffers at the Hufflepuff table."

by Lady Quin August 23, 2011

puff ball

a sphere made of massive amounts of tissue paper, that is methodically made into flower like shapes. They are all then put together by a "Kippy" a beautiful, voluptuous mythological creature of the forest of great crafting skills. "Kippies"prefer a life of peace and solitude but are often attracted to small gnomes that live throughout the forest, leaving them exhausted and therefore limiting their puffball making abilities.

A Kippy made her 1,972nd "puff ball" and let them float heavenly over the gymnasium making a beautiful resting place for all her gnomes. And then she went ni ni cause she was ti ti.

by suckmylemons April 9, 2010