hot poker

Heating up a crochet needle or something similar, and poking it into the peehole of an erect penis...

Darling, how about a hot poker between lovers...

by Tweewo July 4, 2006

poperin pear

shaped like a penis

haha that kids a poperin pear!

by wang smang December 26, 2003

harry poser

people who act like they know the series of Harry Potter to be cool when in reality it takes them forever to read each book.

WHAT A HARRY POSER! She doesnt even know what she's talking about.

You're only on Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets? What a Harry Poser..she's got a long way to go before becoming a Harry Potthead.

by Harry Potthead Chanaynay July 13, 2010

poverty

when something isn't very cool. when something is lame.

Yo son the way he treated that girl was straight poverty son.

by vafabwhtgrl January 11, 2008

poser

Someone who follows trends in music and fashion.

poser: OMG this new band Motley Crue are so cool they give me a boner!
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dude:hahaha,you fucking faggot,those aren't chicks,they're men!!!!
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dudes:oh shit what a fucking posery faggot poser that guy is
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dude: yeah man,like i-urn-may-dun,d00d!

by it's not POSEUR you French December 28, 2005

POSER

{posers are people who call themselves punk are not punk...they are poser!!!!

1:somone who calls themselves punk is a poser.
2:people who listen to Avril are posers.
ex) I am so punk. Avril is a punk too! I want to be just like her!!!

by stephanie May 13, 2005

poser

A poser is someone who goes out of their way to dress or act a certain way, e.g. punk, in order to attract members of the opposite sex or new friends who are into that scene.

she bought that in claires accesories but says she bought it in asha! what a poser!

by niamh brogan May 16, 2006