porn dwarf

A small person who's only way to get sex would be to star in midget porn.

Where's that porn dwarf Lance gone now...

by The Scotsman September 28, 2005

Porn Matrix

The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.

No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.

Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.

The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.

(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)

Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?

Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.

Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

food porn

Television shows produced to promote the sensual and hedonistic qualities of food such as those presented on the Food Network.

1) We love watching food porn while we are eating dinner.

2) Bobby Flay and Rachael Ray are the king and queen of food porn.

by Bill R December 27, 2008

Midget Porn

A category on certain porn websites that displays pictures and/or videos of midgets in action, usually with a normal size person.

-Hey David, did you watch some of that hot Midget Porn I told you about?
-No, I watched Game of Thrones instead.

by y0Sambo April 13, 2014

Pennsylvania Porn

Pennsylvania Porn is any magazine, photo, or video focusing on deer or elk.

Jeb's all excited. He just got some Pennsylvania Porn in his mailbox - his new issue of Whitetail Magazine!

by Buzzbone July 1, 2009

porn trouble

The trouble that you are in when your wife finds your porn.

"Shit man, I've got porn trouble, she found my stash"

by eastern August 6, 2008

porn piece

Something over elaborate, unnecessarily fancy or just plain extravagant can be described as a porn piece.

I bought a new diamanté studded I-Phone. When I pulled it out a friend said "what an absolute porn piece.

by Akamichelob 1 September 21, 2013