Binge Painting

The act of painting for such a long time with no inhale protection, no goggles, no gloves until you collapse, lose consciousness, or drift off into sleep apnea. Symptoms of binge painting include blurred vision, dry mouth, sinus headache, being able to actually FEEL the soft tissue behind your eyes, and sensitive teeth.

1) Last day Antony was binge painting so hard that today I'm wondering if he can level-up by hitting his coworker with a spray can.

by amdb4z November 11, 2017

Paint

The ability to follow a Bob Ross tutorial properly.

''Now we're gonna paint a happy little tree''

by vex1 January 6, 2021

Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

by DaDefinition January 25, 2023

Paint crew

A group of basic white girls that didn’t make the real cheer team and bitch boys who play soccer that suck off the football team

The paint crew are a ton of jerks!

by Stew man May 24, 2022

Indian paint

When you finger a girl on her period and the whip your fingers on her face to make a design, then stick you finger in her ass and whip it in her face to make a design, then jizz on her face

I put Indian paint on my girlfriend last night.

by Birdstheword_22 April 25, 2014

swap paint

Colliding with another car /vehicle

Most commonly used in racing

Be careful, that guy's nut and could swap paints if he had to

by The heat March 25, 2017

Paint the fence

Mud to sky…..asshole to clit.

I’m gonna take her in the room and paint the fence . And hopefully hopefully come up looking like Shipleys

by Holy shipleys April 29, 2024